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Resident Evil
It doesn't copy the games. It feels like them. Zach Cregger's take on Resident Evil is its own story set in the world of the games. Straight Heat.
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Movies, shows, and everything in between.
How I rate movies
Every movie I review gets one of these, best to worst.
Certified BangerStraight HeatValidUnseasonedRespectfully NahTwo Pack of Ass
What each verdict means
Certified Banger
Everything works. I'd rewatch it tomorrow and I'm telling everyone to see it.
Straight Heat
Really good. A couple of flaws, but I'd happily recommend it.
Valid
Solid. I enjoyed it, but it won't stick with me.
Unseasoned
It has a good idea or two, but the script, pacing, or payoff didn't land.
Respectfully Nah
Not for me. I was checking the clock.
Two Pack of Ass
Skip it. Even a free night was too much to give.
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Obsession
The wish was the easy part. Curry Barker's $750K horror film that made $400 million is exactly the kind of horror we need right now.
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Takes on what's worth watching, what's worth skipping, and why it matters either way.